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Hey There Text Me Please

Barbra Burns 

Looking for a dude who knows how to have some nasty fun. If you text me back, I will share my bare arousing photos!

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This just sounds creepy on so many levels...

Re: CV 678

pdeone@optushome.com.au 

To

xxxxxxx@yahoo.com

Oct 28 at 11:33 PM

Dear xxxxx,

We are looking for employees working remotely.

My name is Selena, I am the personnel manager of a large International company.
Most of the work you can do from home, that is, at a distance.
Salary is $2800-$5400.

If you are interested in this offer, please visit Our Site

Have a nice day!

Reply Reply 

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Is that so? So successful, yet you refuse to name your name...

Don't Buy Horny Goat Weed Before Reading This

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Horny Goat Weed!???

EVANS MARTINS LAW FIRM 66

admin@esperi.com.tr 

To

Recipients

Sep 24 at 8:36 AM

EVANS MARTINS LAW FIRM
SOLICITORS & ADVOCATES
No15 Allen Avenue Ikeja, Lagos.
Email: (barrister.evansmartins1098@gmail.com)

Dear Friend,

It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a surprise. This is because we have not met before but I am inspired to sending you this email following the huge fund transfer opportunity that will be of mutual benefit to the two of us.

However, I am Barrister Evans MARTINS Attorney to the late Engr. Ronald Johnson, a national of Northern American, who used to work with Shell Petroleum Development Company (SPDC) in Nigeria. On the 11th of November, 2008. My client, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along Sagamu/Lagos Express Road. Unfortunately they all lost their lives in the event of the accident, since then I have made several inquiries to several Embassies to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the Internet to locate any member of his family but of no avail, hence I contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client, I can easily convince the bank with my legal practice that you are the only surviving relation of my client. Otherwise the Estate he left behind will be confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged.Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about $63.755 million U.S dollars (Sixty Three million Seven Hundred and  Fifty Five Thousands United States dollars).

Consequently, the bank issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over several years now. I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased, so that the proceeds of this account valued at $63million U.S dollars can be paid to your account and then you and me can share the money. 55% to me and 40% to you, while 5% should be for expenses or tax as your government may require. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through and also forward the following to me:

Your Full Name:
Your House Address:
Your Tele-phone And Fax No:
Your Age and Gender :
Your Nationality:
Your Occupation:

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me VIA this my confidential email (barrister.evansmartins1098@gmail.com)

Yours Faithfully,
Barr. Evans MARTINS. {SAN}
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Another one!! Law Firm 66? Is that the same as Order 66 in Star Wars?

Local representation needed

xxxx@eminsk.com 

To

xxxx@yahoo.com

Oct 17 at 4:19 PM

Dear paganex,

We are looking for employees working remotely.

My name is Amalia, I am the personnel manager of a large International company.
Most of the work you can do from home, that is, at a distance.
Salary is $2400-$5300.

If you are interested in this offer, please visit Our Site

Good day!

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Really? this sounds nice and untrustworthy...

Your Inbox is Full

Craigslist Support 

To

xxxxxxx@yahoo.com

You have received:

2 New Messages

From Craigslist w4m

This is an automated response.

Thank you.

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Really Now!!?? I have unlimited storage...

Jul 30 at 5:59 AM

You Got An E-Card

Christopher Smith 

You got an eCard 

If you can't click above, then click here.

Christopher Smith

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I don't get it, none of the links could actually be clicked on..

RE:THE CASH PAYMENTS FOR YOUR TAX-REFUND !

Mr.John Foller 

A forfeited consignment from a secured Shipping Company was brought to
our facility today and When scanned it is estimated that the
consignment contains valuable cash of approximately $17.5 confirming to
be your due inheritance-compensation value. The consignment was
forfeited by the secured delivery Company because there is a
restraining order against the release since it is not properly
declared.

The details on the consignment tagged.

Type: boxed-package
Wheels: 4 wheels
Handles: Trolley handle with top & side handles
Approximate Dimensions: Height: 3.20 ft, Width: 2.50 ft, Depth: 1.90 ft.
Weight: 180 lbs.

We need;

1. Your Full Name=======================================
2. Home phone & Cell Phone===========================================
3. Home delivery 
address=========================================================
4. Any form of Identification either Drivers license or International Passport.
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You are expected to come for the normalization of your Bill of Entry
or it will be shipped to your doorstep at your expense,

The delivery man name is:Mr Donald Parker.
His Email contact is:(parkerdonald380@gmail.com)
Contact No: (+1404-567-4243)

Best Regard.
Mr.John Fowler.

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Sure Thing. I'd be glad to trust my tax information to a mysterious person via shady email account...

Greetings In The Name Of Our Lord

Greetings in the name of our Lord,

I am Mrs.Sarah Howard, I am married to Mr.Andrew Howard, who was an Oil and gold mining Consultant/Contractor in Accra,Ghana.I am a citizen of United States of America. My husband died in June 1, 2009 in Air France Flight 447. Before he died in the year 2009 in air crash. We were married for eleven years without a child.

Mrs.Sarah Howard 

To

Today at 10:59 AM

Greetings in the name of our Lord,

Before his death we were both born again Christian and we worship in glorious chapel church of God. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of ($6.5 million Dollars) in a bank.

Presently the fund is still with the Bank in oversea where my husband worked before he died. Recently, my Doctor told me that i have a serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness but I pray to God to heal me so that I will be alive and see his work done as my late husband instructed me.

Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church, mosque or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein, I want a reliable person who can assist me to utilize this funds to orphanages widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained, The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that gives.

I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not sincere and also not good people and I don't want my husband efforts to be in vain, I don't want a situation where this money will be used in ungodly way, this is why I am taking this decision, I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going, I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.

My Dear, please I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband relatives around me always, I don't want them to know about this development, With God all things are possible.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of our family lawyer for you to communicate with him and to advice you on how to claim the funds on my behalf.

I want you to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian and whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated  herein.

Hoping to receive your reply for more details and may God be with you.

Remain blessed in the Lord.

Your sister in Christ,

Mrs.Sarah Howard,

MAIL:mrssarahhoward311@gmail.com

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The Good Lord Wants Your Money..

Fund was sent (MTCN 498-587-5192)

Thursday, May 22, 2014 8:53 AM

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"Susan D Higgins"

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"pacificfinancetrustukltd@yahoo.co.uk"

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Hi again,

Money Transfer Cotrol Number (MTCN) : 403-628-0991

Total amount sent after charges.  U.S. 1824.00

I sent you 1720.00 U.S., paid 104.00 for the money transfer

I kept the change of 16.00 dollars because I went out of my way to do this, I am really sick with the flu and gas is very expensive now in U.S. I wanted to send you most of your money.See Attached receipt for details.

 

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Really Now? Who Are You Again?

See you soon!

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 7:53 AM

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From: 

"Naomi"

To: 

pdp92558@yahoo.com

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Sarah and Suzy want a threesome with you tonight!

They've seen your profile and decided to message you.

Go here to see their profiles and chat with them right now

xxxxxxxxx

When is the most recent time you tried a one night stand or a threesome?

Ladies you are about to meet here only want threesomes or one night stands !

If you're interested, perhaps you should definitely check'em out ... you will NEVER be single again.



Go here to enjoy a one night stand with two hotties, tonight !

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I Dont Think Sarah and Suzy Want Anything..

Hit me up

Friday, November 1, 2002 7:54 AM

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From: 

"luvhugs"

To: 

undisclosed-recipients

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I just seen your pic online and thought i might contact you.
if you would like to chat drop me an email my address is a.duncan6984@gmail.com
Were only about 60 miles apart. :)


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Funny, never seen you before in my life...

I miss you

Eva"

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panter063@yahoo.com padmakantamishra@yahoo.com patadol@yahoo.com paulhooligan@yahoo.com perry_kaneisha@yahoo.commore ...

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HELLO, it's , perhaps you still remember me. We kinda talked a year ago !!

So ummm, I kinda wanted to get in touch as I was kinda bored for the past few days. I was going through my photos and I posted a few of pretty naughty / amusing ones.


My newly favored website lets you do all that without any filters or disabled profiles ! I stopped using all social media websites because they never allow all my kink ! Borrrring , LOL !


So here's where I put up all the photos and all my girlfriends come and gossip, you have to see it !


Well anyway, check me out! I need a real opinion for all my pics :)

http://t.co/R0do9WTVgG

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Funny, Because I Never Met You or Know Who You Are , How Could You Miss Me?

RESPOND POSITIVELY

RESPOND POSITIVELY

Dear Friend,

How are you doing with your family?I hope fine,Please pay attention and understand my reason of contacting you today through this email, My name is Mr.Edward Douglas, the Director in charge of Audit and Account section of Bank Of Africa Burkina-Faso. In my department, On routine audit check last month, I discovered a suspense accounts that had been dormant for some years with an abandoned sum of $2.5Million United States Dollars that belongs to our deceased Customer who died recently.

I desperately need your urgent assistance to secure and claim this huge sums of money of this late customer to the tune of $2.5Million Dollars into your own foreign account.You will be expected to:

(1) Assist me in carrying a feasibility study before actual investment.
(2) Assist me in claiming this Funds in your Country.
(3) Advise on areas for potential future investment in your country.

I Promise you certain percentage of this Funds as compensation for any co-operation from you in this matter. If you know that you are interested and capable to handle this business transaction, come up with the following informations:1.Your Full Name 2.Your Contact Direct Phone Number: 3.Your Occupation.

As soon as all these informations are Furnished to me, I will immediately give you the Contact Details of the Concerned Bank so that you will proceed with the transaction and the transfer of this fund into your bank account.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr.Edward Douglas

I will be sure to get right on this...

VERY URGENT

Dear Friend,

I want to transfer US$10.5 Million to your bank account. The fund belong to our deceased customer who died with his entire family in Iraq War 2006, leaving nobody for the claim and as such, I decided to contact you as to enable us claim the fund. Your share is 40% while 60% for me. Contact me only through my private e-mail mr.abal2@gmail.com for more details: This transaction is 100% risky free.

Thanks,
Mr.Abal Ali,
Banque Regionale De Solidarite
Ouagadougou, Burkina-Faso.

This one came to me today. Love how it says "100% risky free".

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Mrs.Patricia Wagner( PLEASE GET BACK TO ME)

Mrs.Patricia Wagner
Email:patwanger1945@yahoo.com.hk

ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.

I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Dr Shawn Wagner
who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died
in the year 2005.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died
after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we
were both born again Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry
or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When
my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 18Million Dollars eighteen
Million United State Dollars with one finance/security Company in Europe

Presently this money is still with the Security Company. Recently my Doctor
told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem.
Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition
I decided to donate this Fund to church or better still a Christian individual
that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want
a church that will use this fund to fund churches orphanages and widows
propagating
the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth I took
this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money
and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's
hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation
where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.
Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death
hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom
of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I
shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard
because of my health and because of the presence of my husband's relatives
around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.
With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall
give you the contact of the Finance/Security Company in Europe I will also
issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the original- beneficiary
of this Fund.. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the
lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.
Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth.
Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply
will give me room in sourcing for a church or Christian individual for this
same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated
herein.
Hoping to hearing from you soon.
I have set aside 20% for you and for your time and 10% for any expenses if
there is any.
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Yours in Christ

Mrs. Patricia Wagner
Note: reply Email: patwanger1945@yahoo.com.hk
writepatwanger45@yahoo.com.hk

AHH, the Kuwaiti version of the Nigerian Money Scam

Miss Annice Alair

From Miss Annice Alair.
I am Miss Annice Alair, 19 years old single ( not married ) the daughter of Dr. Jimmy Alair who was murdered during political crisis in our country during his visit to my village. After the death of my father we discovered the depositor he made with a bank here, he made a deposit the sum of 14.7 Million Euros with a bank here, which we have confirmed from the bank ( myself & my younger brother ) and we need your assistance to help us claimed and transfer the Euros 14.7 Million to your account for onward investment in your country.

Also to make arrangement for me and my younger brother to come over to your country to further our education and to secure a resident permit for us in your country. You will serve as a guardian of this fund since we have to further our education to have a better living.
Please,if you are interested reply me so that I can give you more detail
and forward to me your full contact information.
Remain blessed while expecting your prompt reply.

Reply me urgently
Thanks and be blessed
Miss Annice Alair.

14.7 million euros?? So WHAT country are you living in??

Notification of Bequest:

Will & Probate Solicitors
12 Anderson Street
Johannesburg.
Email:elton.solicitor@webmail.co.za

NOTIFICATION OF BEQUEST:

Best of the season!!
We are writing to notify about this bequest as our earlier notification was not delivered.
I wrote because there is every reason to believe that you are related to my client as referred by your country's consulate here.
I am aware that this mail will come to you as a surprise but please accept the content in good faith as it is not intend to cause any grief to you.
I represent the Will and Probate Firm based here. We had a client who originally is from your country. He unfortunately died in 2004 in an auto clash in the Port Elizabeth area of South Africa.
There is every reason for us to believe that you are related to him
I am proposing a negotiated commission for my legal services which shall be paid upon the receipt of your the intestate and after deduction all fiscal requirements of the government.
Your response is needed as we are running out of the deadline issued by the Finance House.
Best Regards
Elton Rochert

Nigerian Money Scam fron South Africa!!